JP “Japs” Hayes is in line for his first start in almost 7 months for De Courcey Albion after a long lay-off with extremely serious mental issues. The psychotic episodes were seen first hand by the Macroom bench last season along with a host of other teams including our own. The club doctor has since retired at the age of 30 and is seeking a new profession after dealing with Hayes threw him over the edge. Club management are said to be both happy and terrified.