JP Hayes has, once again, caused a stir at Eli Lilly as he surprisingly paid to have a stand named after himself and also presented himself with a picture of the ground recently at a home game. The news came as a shock to the rest of the squad but Hayes didn’t care. “I knew they’d have a moan, but i’ve been scoring & creating goals for 2 years now. Thats 24 months of my service – 104 weeks like. So i think it’s well deserved. Before I arrived there was no talk of promotion, no talk of nothing. Now look at us, soaring into the saxone quarter final. Fair play to me.”

Hayes has been causing rumblings in the dressing room of late and this is bound to cause further friction, stick around for more….