Here at decourceyalbion.com we can today confirm that the heirarchy have imposed a Vuvuzela ban for all home games at Eli Lilly for the coming season. The club has taken stern action and are the 1st of all the AUL Clubs to enforce the ban.

James O’Driscoll, the clubs secretary today stated: “We cant take any risks this season as we push to better last seasons results. We are even hiring security for all corners of the pitch to ensure there are no trouble makers planning on testing this enforcement.”

When asked about the ban, left full Conor Hurley said “I dont know what all the fuss is about really, I think Mr. O’Driscoll, as he likes to be called by the players, has kinda lost it. You can see at training he’s always getting worked up over the smallest of things. I think one of the lads recently left some tape on the dressing room floor and when he went to leave James had slashed his tyres & spray painted the word “TAPE SLUT” on his windscreen.”

Stay tuned to the site to see what mentalist activities O’Driscoll gets involved in this week.