Torres Signs for Albion as new gaffer Ryan piles on the pounds from stress related disorder.
Martin Ryan & James O’Driscoll have amazingly captured Fernando Torres on a free transfer from Liverpool on the transfer deadline day.
Torres, overcome with delight, stated “I still cannot believe I will be wearing the shirt of my boyhood team. It is a dream come true and the fact that sunny Ballinspittle will be my new home is an added bonus”.
Ryan stated “Yeah well its with all purpose & intent that we get a few jars into the sham, I think he needs that bit of extra dutch courage at times.”
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